Robin                                  Williams, wearing a shirt that says 'I love New                                  York ' in Arabic.                                  
You                                  gotta love Robin Williams.......Even if he                                  is nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come                                  up with the perfect plan. What we need now is                                  for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat                                  this message.                                  
Robin                                  Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this                                  logic!) 
'I see a                                  lot of people yelling for peace but I have not                                  heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan.'                                  
1) 'The                                  US will apologize to the world for our                                  'interference' in their affairs, past &                                  present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin,                                  Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest                                  of those 'good 'ole' boys', we will never                                  'interfere' again.                                  
2) We                                  will withdraw our troops from all over the                                  world, starting with Germany , South Korea , the                                  Middle East , and the Philippines . They don't                                  want us there. We would station troops at our                                  borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes                                  in the fence.                                  
3) All                                  illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs                                  together and leave We'll give them a free trip                                  home. After 90 days the remainder will be                                  gathered up and deported immediately, regardless                                  of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!!                                  France will welcome them...                                  
4) All                                  future visitors will be thoroughly checked and                                  limited to 90 days unless given a special                                  permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will                                  be allowed in. If you don't like it there,                                  change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum                                  would never be available to anyone. We don't                                  need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.                                  
5) No                                  foreign 'students' over age 21. The older ones                                  are the bombers. If they don't attend classes,                                  they get a 'D' and it's back home baby.                                  
6) The                                  US will make a strong effort to become                                  self-sufficient energy wise. This will include                                  developing nonpolluting sources of energy but                                  will require a temporary drilling of oil in the                                  Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to                                  cope for a while                                  
7) Offer                                  Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries                                  $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like                                  it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere                                  else to sell their production. (About a week of                                  the wells filling up the storage sites would be                                  enough.) 
8) If                                  there is a famine or other natural catastrophe                                  in the world, we will not 'interfere.' They can                                  pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain,                                  cement or whatever they need. Besides most of                                  what we give them is stolen or given to the                                  army. The people who need it most get very                                  little, if anything.                                  
9) Ship                                  the UN Headquarters to an isolated island                                  someplace. We don't need the spies and fair                                  weather friends here. Besides, the building                                  would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for                                  illegal                                  aliens.
10) All                                  Americans must go to charm and beauty school.                                  That way, no one can call us 'Ugly Americans'                                  any longer. The Language we speak is                                  ENGLISH..learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a                                  winner of a plan?                                  
'The                                  Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me                                  your tired, your poor, your huddled masses.'                                  She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you                                  want a piece of me?' '                                  
Monday, March 9, 2009
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